Part of the Alarf Faux Merch series — merchandise for companies that don’t exist.
The Central Plateau Oyster Farm tee is for people who enjoy a bit of mystery. Wear it and watch people do a double-take, trying to work out whether this is a real place or not. (It isn’t. But it could be. That’s the bit.)
Designed in Hinuera Valley, Waikato, and printed in New Zealand, this is a funny conversation-starting t-shirt that works equally well as a unique gift for a Kiwi with a sense of humour, or as a quiet daily statement that you don’t take yourself too seriously.
100% cotton. Comfortable, everyday fit. Available in sizes S–3XL.
